What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 01:55

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Are you afraid of being alone?
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
What are you wearing under your clothes today?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
No go.
How does gut health affect mental well-being?
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Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
No way